I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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