i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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