How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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