she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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