We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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