And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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