Do you still have your period?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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