ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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