he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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