i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
