if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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