I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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