I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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