Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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