go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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