Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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