I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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