Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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