do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
