Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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