How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Randomize
