It's Friday. Sex?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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