Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I smell like Dick and happiness
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
