I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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