turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
