we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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