He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i need some magic done to my vagina
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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