No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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