so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
this boner is exhausting
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
This beer is not sobering me up at all
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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