She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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