at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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