There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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