I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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