But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
As shirtless as possible
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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