So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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