Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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