Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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