hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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