did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i barfeds in our rink
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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