Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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