This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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