dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
why is half of my head shaved?
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