brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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