You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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