their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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