help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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