would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Farmville is her only friend.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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