his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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