normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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