I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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