So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
