He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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