Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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