I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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