At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
