last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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