Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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